I am sorry our product is not meeting your expectations. I know you're not happy right now, and I would like the opportunity to help you...
I often have a solution to problems with our traps and repellents. Often quick and easy solutions... Please give me a call at 1-888-698-6463 ext 7. (That’s a hidden number that goes directly to my cell phone.) If I'm awake, I'll answer. We'll make this work.
If you prefer email, you can send me a quick message to email@example.com. (Include your order # if you have it handy.) We often can answer within an hour.
I want to make sure you are 100% satisfied with your purchase, and I'll do everything possible to help you. That is Grandpa Gus's 100% old-time handshake guarantee!
President (& friend) of Grandpa Gus